Hermione Granger staggered along the corridor towards Gryffindor Tower. If you had ventured to actually say that she was staggering, she would have fixed you with a haughty glare the likes of which hadn't been seen since her time as Luna Lovegood's university flatmate and corrected you in a very prim, proper and slightly slurred voice: "I do not stagger."

Merlin forbid you suggest she was inebriated.