InsaneJournal

So you're going to be here tomorrow, right?

If my flight doesn't go down in a screaming fireball, yeah.

It's just a plane.

'Just a plane'. Just a few tons of metal sitting on something as unsure as air, you mean. I'm gonna die, I just know it.

Don't be so pessimistic.

Pessimistic? You think that's me being pessimistic? Let me tell you something, optimistic is that I die quickly.

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That...looks suspiciously like a zombie apocalypse.

I don't suppose anybody has Bruce Campbell on speed dial?